Why is it whenever I sit down to pee, the telephone rings?
Why is it when I want something to happen very badly, it's chances of happening squirrel down to zero?
Why is it when I'm eating my favourite snack and suddenly guests arrive?
Why is it when I'm trying to sleep and my cat want's to be fed?
Why is it when I really wanna eat something, I develop a severe tummy ache?
Why is it when I wanna listen to songs in the car and everyone becomes suddenly so chatty?
Why is it when I'm watching a movie and the electricity goes off?
Why is it when I try to tear off the grape skin and the whole grape bounces right across the room.
Why is it at the bank teller, there's not a single chair free when I badly want to sit down?
Why is it when I'm in a mood to write something and not a single inspiration comes to me?
Why is it when I'm searching out things in my head happening to me by Murphy's Law and can't find something really so relatable? Like now?
Why is it when I want something to happen very badly, it's chances of happening squirrel down to zero?
Why is it when I'm eating my favourite snack and suddenly guests arrive?
Why is it when I'm trying to sleep and my cat want's to be fed?
Why is it when I really wanna eat something, I develop a severe tummy ache?
Why is it when I wanna listen to songs in the car and everyone becomes suddenly so chatty?
Why is it when I'm watching a movie and the electricity goes off?
Why is it when I try to tear off the grape skin and the whole grape bounces right across the room.
Why is it at the bank teller, there's not a single chair free when I badly want to sit down?
Why is it when I'm in a mood to write something and not a single inspiration comes to me?
Why is it when I'm searching out things in my head happening to me by Murphy's Law and can't find something really so relatable? Like now?
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